Remember who the real enemy is.

Sep 1

zygoats:

"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out

(via hold-your-breath-and-fall-apart)


thegestianpoet:

this is my favorite vine

(via taylorswiftinfinity)


draven926:

theboywasonfiretoo:

michaeeeeeeeeeeeeeel:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

to get a lot of followers you need a popular post

to get a popular post you need a lot of followers

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to get a job you need experience

to get experience you need a job

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to get a car you need a job

to get a job you need a car

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to become more comfortable with social interaction you need to go to public places

to go to public places you need to become more comfortable with social interaction

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(via hold-your-breath-and-fall-apart)


Aug 31

incoconito:

*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

(via asvprock)


opunminded:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you got puns hun

(via feat)


(via shouldnt)


Aug 30

Nicole and Victoria on this season of Big Brother [x]


leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

captn-bucky:

best-of-memes:

Artist attempts to create most frustrating products imaginable

IM SO ANGRY AT THE WATERING CAN OMG

They’re not artists.

They’re evil masterminds.

(via simply-virgin)


asian:

Uhm there is a baby on the floor..

asian:

Uhm there is a baby on the floor..

(via mad-for-castle)


geekgirlsmash:

roane72:

shayvaalski:

xezav:

太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股

best swear ever

OH GOD OH GOD THEY MEAN REAL THINGS. 

Dude, you didn’t know that? Pretty much all of the Chinese in Firefly was a classic example of Getting Shit Past the Censors.

Firefly’s 15 Best Chinese Curses and How To Say Them

Just in case you needed to know useful Chinese phrases like “Holy mother of god and all her wacky nephews.”

(via cassbones)


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